Right, time has passed and I've been slacking and working loads of nights lately sooo...Ye, screw you.
We've had some game releases during my absence and general working! Such as!
Lost Planet 2!
Huge beasts to be taken down with your elitist soldiers wearing gear that looks to be completely useless if you ask me due to restricted mobility and can be compared to having a rabid panda on your back being high with massive diarreah.
Does it end there? HAH! As if! Following!
ModNation Racers!
PS3 could feel the cashflow that blesses the Wii's Mario Kart industry and tried to capture their own crowd with this game. I must say though... It's actully quite enjoyable.
Alas as this should be enough to clench our thirst...ye..ok, fair enough. Less talk, more games and more bashing.
Skate 3
Right, We've been down this skating road before. It's all the same stuff....but new...and easier, so instead of having to skate with a retarded epleptic kid for a board you can choose the easiest difficulty and have a board being carried by four asian slave children telling them to jump and rotate. But it's pretty satisfying to nail one of the harder tricks.
Though, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 <--- Beginning-start of skate era-end of skate era. Period.
Picross 3D
No harsh words. It's fun and I enjoy it craploads. Recommended, AIT!?
Iron man 2!
I have a policy to not buy movie games unless they've gotten reviews that ascends them to the skies and beyond and the gods write with big burning letters in the sky that the game is not "100% shit free and there are no quick time events!" Hence this game is not worth a trailer sneakpeak. SOD OFF......Tosser.
The Wii needs some love. I present to you:
Monster Hunter Tri!
Grab your weapon and slay some retarded beasts and grab the awards like a true vegetarian!
3D Dot Game Heroes!
Now this one is a gem and immensely addictive and VERY enjoyable. Play Zelda with GOOD crappy graphics and some nostalgic and humorous parts that will make you smile and feel good about yourself even if you're sitting inside playing games on a cloudless day with the sun shining and the streets are filled with Breandan Fraiser walking around shirtless (Fuck you, he's Jungle George and he's awesome.)
This concludes what I can be assed to do today. But alas there is alot more. I've dug up some Portal 2 info and there is also a longer Splinter Cell: Conviction review coming up. (Hopefully all of this tomorrow if I'm not too exhausted after tonights working. Long live subtitling!
And now. Sod off and play some games you tossers.
Ttwank out!