Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads..

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Good girls wax their floors
Redheads wax their bikini lines

Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie
Redheads know they could do it better

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Redheads don't wear any

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it
Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it

Good girls pack their toothbrush
Redheads pack their diaphragms

Good girls wear high heels to work
Redheads wear high heels to bed

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex
Redheads think no place is the wrong place

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Redheads do too, but only for starters

Good girls say 'no'
Redheads say 'when?'

Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner"
Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

Good girls keep a diary
Redheads don't have time

Good girls love Italian food
Redheads love Italian waiters

Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass
Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass

Haha.. Now post your favs!

As I said earlier...

How do you know when a redhead is done with you?
She unties you.

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

If you love a Redhead, set her free - If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital....She's yours.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy-
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it

Two men were talking. One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.

"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."

The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.

Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A: She unties you.