So question... for you to be validly wasted before noon would one have to wake up and start drinking? Or does it also count if you haven't gone to bed yet and continue an evening of shenanigans.

If you're wasted at the time, you're wasted =D

good fackin point

Haha, to the point. Still wasted jake?

naaa im sober. just tryin to enjoy my summer before i go back to that shitstorm called life. I'm shirking a lot of my responsibilities atm. I've been a good boy and worked my ass off for 4 years, taking a breather is nice for a bit.

Drink booze erryday.

I deleted my essay here because it made me look like an alcoholic, but it's okay, I guess. Depends on the group of people you are with, whether you are alone or not, and context. Today I drank on my train at 8 A.M., went straight to the cafe car, and was tipseroo by noon. But when I was a trainwreck a few years ago, up and high or drunk 24/7, being sober by noon was an accomplishment, and no concept of "wasted by noon" even existed in my friend circle.
Personally I think you have to start in the morning to get this sweet title, and if you're up all night shenanigunning straight through, then you're just a plain old rock star.