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Posted 6:24 PM 3/2/2011
Just need to find a fella who knows what he's doing. Most don't, thus the misconceptions.
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Posted 6:26 PM 3/2/2011
Just need to find a girl who fakes it perfectly.
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Posted 6:27 PM 3/2/2011

It's easy to pick out a faker. They talk when you're done. Someone who really popped, if handled well, would just lay there mumbling. Like a euphoric tiger, so to speak.




Women tend to overcredit how clever they are with faking. Sure you're gonna fool some bro who just wanted to poke you and pop his rocks. But any moderately sex-smart man is going to figure you out. And then women wonder when theyre thinking "why didn't he call me baaaaaack?"

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Posted 6:28 PM 3/2/2011
All I know is, I won't watch porn in HD ever again. Whoah.
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Posted 6:32 PM 3/2/2011

Raddus said:

Women tend to overcredit how clever they are with faking. Sure you're gonna fool some bro who just wanted to poke you and pop his rocks. But any moderately sex-smart man is going to figure you out. And then women wonder when theyre thinking "why didn't he call me baaaaaack?"

Men think they're a lot more perceptive than they are. Woman is the very Heart of Deceit. Men don't stop calling because some girl didn't orgasm and faked it. They stop calling because they're embarassed that they couldn't get her off.

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Posted 6:41 PM 3/2/2011

Opheliac said:

I can only stand to watch amateur, honestly. Porn stars have some of the ugliest mugs and weirdly shaped breasts I've EVER seen.

This. If the people aren't actually enjoying it, it just doesn't do it for me.

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Posted 6:43 PM 3/2/2011

Again, men being lumped into one collective of failure. That's why women are unhappy, insufficient optimism. How many guys do you know that truly talk like that about women... and hey, we're more happy as a gender. Overall.



But it's cool, we get it. You're told from an early age you need weigh 95 pounds, you're inferior, and that we're out to get you. So by the time we get to you, you're pretty jaded already.

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Posted 6:43 PM 3/2/2011

Cillian said:

Men think they're a lot more perceptive than they are. Woman is the very Heart of Deceit. Men don't stop calling because some girl didn't orgasm and faked it. They stop calling because they're embarassed that they couldn't get her off.

No, they usually stop calling because you were just a fling and bought into their falsified feelings of romance. Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.

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Posted 6:44 PM 3/2/2011

I'm with you on the amateur porn, Opheliac. Fake just isn't hot. As for my choice - Beautiful Agony - http://www.beautifulagony.com

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Posted 6:45 PM 3/2/2011

Ha. Yeah I almost brought that one out Johnny. Good call.The line between being dumb, and playing dumb. Not as fine as ladies would like to tell themselves.

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Posted 7:02 PM 3/2/2011

Raddus said:

Ha. Yeah I almost brought that one out Johnny. Good call.The line between being dumb, and playing dumb. Not as fine as ladies would like to tell themselves.

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Posted 7:07 PM 3/2/2011
You people are absurd. If she enjoys it...lulz. Funniest statement ever. Like women matter.
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Posted 7:40 PM 3/2/2011
Abbywinters.com Hot Australian chickFTW!!!
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Posted 11:40 PM 3/2/2011

JohnnyOldschool said:

Cillian said:

Men think they're a lot more perceptive than they are. Woman is the very Heart of Deceit. Men don't stop calling because some girl didn't orgasm and faked it. They stop calling because they're embarassed that they couldn't get her off.

No, they usually stop calling because you were just a fling and bought into their falsified feelings of romance. Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.

Well, for one, no man ever stops calling me. I just stop answering.

Sure. But women are professionals at faking romance as well, my dear. We'll use you, drain you dry, then move on to better territory after we've gotten what we needed out of you.

Succubi? They'll Suckyoudry.

Raddus said:

But it's cool, we get it. You're told from an early age you need weigh 95 pounds, you're inferior, and that we're out to get you. So by the time we get to you, you're pretty jaded already.

And you (men) are told from an early age that you can really be a comic book hero when you grow up, that underachieving is attractive, and that you are really free. Doesn't mean you need to believe a word of it.

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Posted 11:55 PM 3/2/2011

Cillian said:
And you (men) are told from an early age that you can really be a comic book hero when you grow up, that underachieving is attractive, and that you are really free. Doesn't mean you need to believe a word of it.





So wait, by the tone of what you're saying, I really can't be a comic book hero?



...Shit. Well that ruins everything...


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Posted 12:05 AM 3/3/2011
You can work in a comic book store.
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Posted 12:08 AM 3/3/2011

voliminal said:

Cillian said:
And you (men) are told from an early age that you can really be a comic book hero when you grow up, that underachieving is attractive, and that you are really free. Doesn't mean you need to believe a word of it.

So wait, by the tone of what you're saying, I really can't be a comic book hero?

...Shit. Well that ruins everything...

But your supper power could be "the fuck it mentality" all you do is use this when shit gets ruined -its kinda like alcohol but you won't get the hang over or act crazy though. Tmr you will live another day too lol.

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Posted 12:16 AM 3/3/2011

BlackMage said:

voliminal said:

Cillian said:
And you (men) are told from an early age that you can really be a comic book hero when you grow up, that underachieving is attractive, and that you are really free. Doesn't mean you need to believe a word of it.

So wait, by the tone of what you're saying, I really can't be a comic book hero?

...Shit. Well that ruins everything...

But your supper power could be "the fuck it mentality" all you do is use this when shit gets ruined -its kinda like alcohol but you won't get the hang over or act crazy though. Tmr you will live another day too lol.

Haha. I like that. "My superpower is indifference."

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Posted 12:17 AM 3/3/2011
Yea but it's still not the same! Option B was to start a pornstar commune similar to how Charlie Sheen is rollin'. I'm just saying.
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Posted 12:23 AM 3/3/2011

Cillian said:

BlackMage said:

voliminal said:

Cillian said:
And you (men) are told from an early age that you can really be a comic book hero when you grow up, that underachieving is attractive, and that you are really free. Doesn't mean you need to believe a word of it.

So wait, by the tone of what you're saying, I really can't be a comic book hero?

...Shit. Well that ruins everything...

But your supper power could be "the fuck it mentality" all you do is use this when shit gets ruined -its kinda like alcohol but you won't get the hang over or act crazy though. Tmr you will live another day too lol.

Haha. I like that. "My superpower is indifference."

Mine is an extremely lowered expectation

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