That was....amazing.

Ahahahha oh yeah, its tough to be canadian.

you guys have palm trees in canadia?

Of course. You've never been to the pristine, sunny beaches of Canada?

They're trouble here too. Where the fuck you think they stop to eat and shit on their way south? Global menace, I tell ya.

I've been attacked by turkeys. I don't wanna talk about it.

I remember growing up and seeing turds from those scumsuits covering the roads/fields.

That's pretty disturbing, reminds me of that time of was stalked by a porcupine late at night.