Stormwind

Eastern Kingdoms

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AOL can kiss my ass

MSN can kiss my dick

ICQ can kiss whatever's left

I'm a dork, pure and simple (the test I took said so). My day consists of getting up at the crack of 3pm (I work nights), pouring a fresh cup of coffee (coffeeholic: can't find a support group...don't want to, either), and then playing on the computer until: A. I pass out, B. My eyes bleed, or C. I have to go to work (I carry my laptop to work).

I know the color of Mace Windu's lightsaber. I play World of Warcraft as much as I can (Wyrmrest Accord realm). My TV stays glued to the SciFi channel (I love cheesy science fiction movies) or has a sci-fi DVD running. I have two cats. I'm a social misfit for these reasons.

Some people call me a loser because I spend so much time on the computer. I don't care because I am happy with who, what, and where I am and do for a living (I'm a security guard at a fish processing plant). My car is old enough to be in the 6th grade. I'm weird (this from my 23 year-old daughter, so it must be true) and so are my (few) RL friends.

I'm sarcastic, irreverent, smoke, use foul fucking language , and have an offbeat sense of humor (some of my "jokes" are only understood by me). My friends all say that I'm fun to be around (some of them are even GUUUURRRRRLLLSSS with BOOBIES!). *gasp*

If you like me, cool. If not, I'm going creep into your house and buttfuck your turtle.

PC

World of Warcraft