A mug only a mother could love

I drew you a picture, but I eated it.

Of the card kind

The beasts which live in my lair, amongst others

Let's play a little game. I've been working on my own language of sorts for the past two or three years. It's a phonetic version of English. I have made a sign pic for most of the people on my friends list. Based on the characters and name length, you get to guess which name is which. Every few days, I'll post the correct name under the sign. If anyone gets their name correct, I'll make them an actual sign pic using all of my creativity and sexiness combined!